honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(via grimdefeat)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

(via ps-itsgells)

harryedward:

i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

(via tragicallymagically)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via the-lonely-scottish-guy)

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

(Source: dellycartwright, via walking--barefoot)